Published: Wed, November 07, 2018
Worldwide | By Jermaine Blake

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog mocks Ted Cruz on the campaign trail

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog mocks Ted Cruz on the campaign trail

Aguirre, who brought her oxygen tank with her to the polls and was wearing a "Beto for Senate" shirt, saw the candidate for Senate and got very emotional.

"Does it concern you that half your base thinks they can vote for you through Instagram?" he asked.

Obviously, Beto is getting off lightly.

Triumph replied with a burn that might've left a scar. He finishes the interview by saying, "what does Ted Cruz have that you don't have, aside from the ability to regenerate his tail?"

From there, Triumph heads to a Ted Cruz rally, which he calls a "Duck Dynasty cosplay convention". "Just remember", Cruz cautioned Triumph. "See, because he's a reptile".

Triumph then asked voters if they were impressed by the way Ted has forgiven Donald Trump, and "if Ted loses do you think he'll end up back with his first love, that mute lady from The Shape of Water, because he's a ugly fish monster!"

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The singer joins a number of other celebrities - including fellow Houston native Travis Scott - who have voiced support for the candidate. "See, because he's a disgusting fish monster".

'I love the way you are anybody but Ted Cruz, ' Triumph, as played by Colbert's former colleague Robert Smigel, told O'Rourke during their interview. "Is that in the GOP health-care plan?"

Said Cruz: "It wasn't the Republicans, it was the Democrats that took you into the vet to get fixed". I'm not overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming!" and "Ted, quick question!

"Ted, is it true you will defend the constitution at all costs?" Triumph asks when he finally has a brief audience with Cruz.

"Because he represents everything that Donald Trump isn't", the voter insisted.

Finally, Cruz tries to get in a zinger about how it was the Democrats who neutered Triumph, and the Insult Comic Dog is ready for it.

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