Published: Fri, March 15, 2019
Culture&Arts | By Dora Pope

Aunt Becky Memes & Jokes Hit the Internet

Aunt Becky Memes & Jokes Hit the Internet

The former alleged that Loughlin "could be going from Full House to the big house" - a joke only made 1.2 million times on Twitter - while the latter said that he expected this from a Desperate Housewife, but not from Aunt Becky.

The Los Angeles Times reminded us that in an old episode of the series, the couple dealt with being less than truthful during an application process to get their twin sons Nicky and Alex into pre-school.

When the application asks for the children's abilities, Becky's husband Jesse outright lies.

Uncle Jesse ends up writing that Nicky and Alex are "tri-lingual", play the bassoon, and have a diplomat father, but it quickly becomes clear that they're not ready for "the fast track".

Loughlin was charged alongside fellow actress Felicity Huffman and dozens of other individuals on Tuesday as the Department of Justice announced a bust in what they're calling the "largest college admissions scam ever prosecuted".

"When they're ready to go to preschool, we'll find them the right one and we'll do everything we can to encourage them", she said later.

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Which is probably why social media has been relentlessly creating and sharing memes about the allegations against her.

The indictment claimed Loughlin and husband Mossimo Giannulli "agreed to pay bribes totaling $500,000 in exchange for having their two daughters designated as recruits to the USC crew team - despite the fact that they did not participate in crew - thereby facilitating their admission to USC". "I'm their father. If I don't lie for them, who will?"

Actress Lori Loughlin turned herself in on Wednesday to authorities, one day after federal officials accused the actress and her husband of being involved in a major bribery scheme involving parents using bribes to help their children gain entry into elite colleges without merit.

Jesse "embellishes" both the twins' and his own credentials, a scam that's undone when Becky admits the scheme to the preschool's admissions officer. "Aunt Becky should've know better after all of that", another said.

This next meme references a specific clip from Full House when Uncle Jesse looks at SAT test answers in DJ Tanner's class.

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